Lizzo Truth Hurts Parody | TOOTH HURTS Parody Video by Freaktography

Tooth Hurts Parody Lyrics

(Crunching Sound)

My Tooth Hurts, Now I got a Tooth Ache

(Drill Sound)

I just had an X Ray scan turns out 100% that wisdom tooth comin’ out
Yeah, I got money problems, no insurance for me
Anesthesia too much money, just extract it for free

I coulda had a sandwich, not them skittles
I had to eat that oreo cookie in the middle
I eat them M&MMMMMM’S, and I eat the whole pack
And now my Bicuspids, they be covered with plaque

My Tooth Hurts, Now I got a Tooth Ache
Now my dentist be poking holes in my face
Dentist man sat me down in the dentist chair
Mouth open and he sticking cotton up in there
No Novacane and he got them pliers
Now the dentist gonna pull out my Incisors
My Tooth Hurts, Now I got a Tooth Ache
Hold Up Dentist, I ain’t numb yet

He sayin no Milk Duds
Or Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
Thats means no more swedish berries
And forget the rose buds

K I got gingivitis
And I got Period-on-titis
And I don’t ever ever ever ever want gin-givo-stomatitis

I put the hiiiiiiiigh in Hygienist
I gotta get that brand new toothbrush from my dentist

Dentist lost his grip poked my gums and now they bleedin
It’s okay I already lost my feelin

My Tooth Hurts, Now I got a Tooth Ache
Hold Up Dentist, I ain’t numb yet

Dentist say be back in a minuuute
Somethin in my teeth i think it spinach
Chair starts to recline, sunglasses on my eyes
Rinse for 60 seconds with flouri i ide

dentist got them pliers……

pull out my Incisors……

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